so on

We drove only to see amazing headlands with potential to harbour some sick setups surrounded by fence, dream on

But there are stretches of accessible coast that deliver some good beach breaks, this particular one was infested with sharks, couldn't believe it, must have been the big river mouth

Oh well, the drive continued towards the border of namibia,

we'll be there soon

acclimatization to civilization in progress

ok , so a return is made from a 14 day journey up the coast , pissed in deserted roads , saw some shipwrecks , desert animals and all types off shit you never seen , hahaha

since arriving back people have been talking about all these waves they scored , did we score ?

we'll once the brain starts functioning in a rational way and a sense of purpose engulfs the mind

everything will be revealed

so for now i leave you with this msg i found in my inbox from some anonymous sender , could it be Michael Jackson trying to break through with some arbitrary shit from the nether realm

look at these cunts

as i feel the effects a bong has on my mind ( parents out) i walk around

pseudo hunger attacks so i add some calories

i then watch tv

and have a wank

i think to myself there some mint shit going down on sheepalign at the moment

i think what cunts

who these cunts ?? im just directing my thoughts towards general public

a sort of scepticism towards all that isnt fucking A

HQ and IQ is the same as Q(H+I)

study times are so different , after sitting at the desk from early in the morning till late afternoon , sipping on green tea and jasmine , taking the occasional break to play with the fisheye and eat from the nutritional broth prepared earlier , you start to enter a mental state not that different from a low dosage of fungus ,

therefore i can not complain

this is the sheepalign HQ/bedroom/study enviroment

the table with books and red cup that in combination has mind altering effects

a picture taken with the fisheye of my screen during a short break , this is a friend at a newly discoverd lefthand beast

red yellow green , yes mon

the froth is back

look at that thing , it is so cool , 1 , capture some rad shit , 2 , floats , 3 , orange , 4 , gangster , 5 , lives under my bed , 6 , traveled more in 1 month than a inbred hillbilly , 7 , houses a fisheye at times , 8 , got sheepalign written on it , 9 , it's only friend is me , 10 , doesnt bleed

blue , white , green

so the housten/jared/jerry has decided to refresh his approach to the frothspot ,

keep an eye out there............he's got ideas

MOOO.

WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON HERE BOYZ! I told you not to bring any guns to the voting halls. I told you, assholes! What the hell is the point of a public holiday if the ocean is as flat as a PANNEKOEK and gives you brain freeze to such a extent that you want to chew of your own limbs. The crew is dying! What is the point of preserving it? Who still cares and who doesn't? Who fights and who loses? Whose going to lie on the pavement clutching the flag that announces that they once stood at the top? Who does this for the glory, the bragging rights? Who really cares about the crew, when all of us are at the beach and there are 4 separate cars? Who really gives a damn when they walk over the broken glass day after day, year after year. You use nature, but do you enjoy it? You use it, but do you put something in to preserve it? Lets break down the walls, lets watch it fall to the ground. Lets build a new tower, one that is stronger. One were we roll out together. One that doesn't fuck around.

Broaden.

Time's photo's of the week so ya'll can go broaden your horizons.

http://www.time.com/time/picturesoftheweek

Just absorb a little of what goes on in the world, that our personal little world's that we build up so passionately is actually not even a blimp on the radar. Realise the greater scope of things and that at some point there is unity, regardless of religion and nations. Stop being the idiot that walks past everything that's wrong and moaning about it, be aware of the problem and work towards fixing it. The world is coming to a stage where we can no longer be idle, the bloody permafrost is melting, damnit. We could hardly stop a few bushfires over the last summer. Imagine storms that never end. IMAGINE DOOM AND DESPAIR, hahaha. Ok, no need to go that far. Connect yourself a little bit with the idea of a ending and see how much you actually love being alive. MEGA RANT!

"Ey guyz who doz diz fool think he is to tune us shitz like this!"

"No idea man, but I don't see this going anywhere."

"Yea, lost cause, for sure."

eaten by the shocky

check out this teaser it's rad, what makes it even more sweet is that mr mellish is featured, he is the figurine tucking into a box pit and then gets chowed by the shocky, hahaha

Woot.

We beat Australia, good times! By more a innings

Why?

Why can't we bowl out Mitchell Johnson? He is been smacking the living daylights out of our bowlers and Australia was well enroute to losing a test match by more than a innings for the first time in 11 years. We have a Johnson problem, folks. Bloody cricket.

Oh and the Sheepalign overseer has granted me more rights and now the colours are awfull, my bad.

one man's rubbish is another man's gold

this is my gold in the making , look at that dome , jus look at it , fish eye , fish eye , fish eye , big pits , death slabs , wedges , charging , charging harder , beast , demonic beast , shallow , deep , channel , fish eye , extended leg , scoops , boosts , fish eye , fish eye , capture , it , all , sweet , fish eye , sweet , mother , mary , boost , divine , devilish , behaviour , madness , peace , love , fish eye , big , fucking , dome , capture , it , all , twisted , mental , abstract , refraction , contorted , sex , karma , sutra , chronic , hills , intoxicated , linear , projection , big , dome , peace

yeti the wave

my friend sent me this link of a cool wave somwhere in north america check it out, real nice gets a man amped to go on some exploration misheons, finding some abominable reef type shit, scooping and exploring the bowls of some nasty beast

oath

Change.

If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. ~Mary Engelbreit

And that right there is some wisdom for y'all to bask in on this fine Sunday morning. I didn't like my totally badass "Iplantedtheflowersonyourgrave" tag thing anymore so I changed it. Hellz; times are a changing! I once changed my clothes so that I can change the way girls look at my mad fashion sense, but it didn't change much. Hence we can draw the conclusion that change does not always lead to more change. Thus we can concur that change is a changing habit. Heh?

Good times. I am officially 20 years old now and I don't really care. Booze killed me again and now I am nursing the wounds. Which means I am almost to lazy to put on a photo to accompany my post, but that would be preposterous. So here is one.

Old cellphone picture I took of a setup out of some coffee table book. Looks interresting I rate.

qwaztheeimmortal

yes peeps, qwaz thee immortal is the feline in the middle of the pic, she is a baby kitten that crossed paths with me and now chooses to eat sardines and express her self with mental acrobatic abilities in the sheepalign studio and surrounds behind her is a blender i like to use to make all types of crazy tasting smoothies and bhang lassi concoctions to perceive life in it's different shades and there in the left hand corner of the pic you will see the most exciting thing, a dome shaped port specially designed for fisheye optics , yes that is correct, a waterhousing is being built for my rig so you can see all the madness going down from new angles imagine what this west coast slab would have looked like if i was drifting around in that cold blue water in the danger zone, sick as mate, sick as

this wave is really not as good as she looks, dont even go look for her it will be a waste of time, honestly you have so much beter things to do like watching tellie, browsing the net, etc etc

fried eggs

so we got a nomadic adventurer stuck in the snow enjoying the finer things in life , he has taken to snow sculpting and is probably carving a monstorous luna esque ice statue with a nuggan end bowl somewhere in the icy canadian hills , who knows , only time will tell

and a friendly word of advice , try not to piss on electric fences
if you do the heading might jus become reality

thank you

PC.

Woot, I sifted through a box with some golden oldy stuff in it. Didn't really find anything, haha, except my 'ole Half Life 2 Collectors Edition! I had thought that Gordon Freeman had long gone to the abyss where all lost things go, but he's a tuff cat to put down. Gordon is without a doubt my favourite game character and I can only hope to achieve half of the deeds he has. Long live the Freeman! (Oversized steam updates might cap me and render me unable to update, not that that's a bad thing.) It's pretty silly, because I have the game on PS3 aswell, but yea whatever. Notin liek a game of CS:Source, woot, I'm going to go look for waves now.

FunnierthanTV.

I spend the majority of my morning choking on my poridge and spraying it over my screen laughing myself all the way to heavan at http://spitroasted.blogspot.com

It might offend some; so through a blindeye if your soft. Gentlemen, good luck and good night.

the day i lost my camera

so earlier this week i got my fish eye lens and decided 2 go for a walk
strolling along i come across baboons having what we would call in human terms
@#$%^&* , so in one of my not so bright moments i move in to get a national geographic cover shot ,
which i didnt get by the way ,
the alpha male not impressed with my intrusion decides to attack my skinny ass .

i trip over a rock and stumble into the lagoon , losing my camera , my toe nail and my dignity

for those who dont know what a baboon is , they are closely related to us , have the strength of samson when his hair was long and teeth that will bite through your neck and leave you bleeding to death after they pissed on you to mark their territory

here is the picture for the curious


ps. my fisheye survived and my memory card , so water angles coming soon

Ready your trigger fingers.

Cobus Bosman has gathered a bunch of healthy lads, thrown them into the back of a bakkie and plans to shoot a epic porn movie somewhere of the beaten tracks. Stay tuned for photos, apparently it's going to be mind blowing. The institutions of society have me by the nads, hence I am able to write this from the solitude of my own home.

aerial views

i had some of the most amazing mind surfs on this perfect lil point break running along the banks of the river thames in london
what we'll do to keep the stoke alive.........

The dudie on the other page.

Yo Fella's.

I've been asked to co-host this here dandy blog. I got bribed quite a significant amount of money, so my resistance crumbled. I'm pretty generic, so don't expect anything funny.

Plus I'm going to go sleep now, Circle taking the Square is making me sleepy.

Yea, well, and I feel like I'm typing into a void.

Whatever.

Big Love.

Tiaan Kriegler.